Microwave Babies was a hardcore punk band formed in December 1986 in Lower Hutt, New Zealand. The band came together when vocalist Mathew Hyde and bassist Mark McGann met guitarist Jeff Belt at a gig by The Enz at the Lower Hutt town hall during the first weekend of the school holidays. Hyde recalled noticing Belt’s striking purple mohawk, a bold statement in 1986 Lower Hutt, which sparked a conversation that revealed their shared musical interests. Inspired by bands like DRI, Black Flag, and Rudimentary Peni, Microwave Babies embraced a fast, aggressive punk sound.
The band’s name, coined by Jeff Belt, was drawn from a grisly news story about a baby killed in a microwave, reflecting the dark, provocative humour of the era and its pervasive fear of nuclear annihilation. Their first gig took place on New Year’s Eve 1986 at a party, after which Andrew Goodchild replaced the original drummer. Rehearsing weekly in tennis clubrooms in Stokes Valley, the band quickly developed their sound, with Belt taking the lead as the primary lyricist.
Microwave Babies made waves early in 1987 when they were invited to play an afternoon show in a park outside the Lower Hutt town hall. Their abrasive lyrics proved too much for the organizers, who cut the performance short. The fallout led to a public apology in the local paper, inadvertently boosting the band’s notoriety in Lower Hutt. Still in their teens, the members began organizing their own hall shows across the Hutt Valley to fill the void of youth entertainment. These DIY gigs attracted a diverse crowd—bikers, rugby players, and punks.
In March 1987, the band scored a rare pub gig, sneaking onto the bill with Flesh D-Vice at the Cricketers Arms. That July, they were featured in the Evening Post, highlighting their punk ethos: anti-violence, opposition to the nuclear arms race, anti-vivisection, and a distrust of authority. Their momentum grew with gigs like Breakout at the Railway Hall and a show at Rock Theatre alongside Casualty from New Plymouth in August. Microwave Babies became part of a new wave of overtly political punk acts, including Acid Reign, Compos Mentis and Avil Retards.
The band’s peak continued into 1988 with standout performances, such as a wild house party in Rongotai for Anti-System publisher Simon Cottle’s birthday and the Dirtcore 3rd birthday thrash bash at the Lady of the Rosary school hall. However, the latter gig may have cost them their practice space, leaving them without a rehearsal spot for 10 weeks. This setback, detailed in an Anti-System #12 interview, stalled their live shows and marked the beginning of the end. By August 1988, Microwave Babies had disbanded.
After the split, the members pursued new paths. Jeff Belt joined Auckland’s Spermbank 5, while Andrew Goodchild and Mark McGann formed This Will Kill That. Mathew Hyde relocated to London, fronting the psych-grunge band Zengrenade in the 1990s before returning to New Zealand, where he has led the stoner rock outfit Beastwars since 2009.
| Origin | Hutt Valley |
| Genre | hardcore punk, thrash |
| Years Active | 1986 – 1988 |
| AKA | Gnomeslayer |
| Associated Acts | Acid Reign |
| Past Members | Matthew Hyde (vocals) Mark McGann (bass) Jeff Belt (guitar) Andrew Goodchild (drums) |
Timeline
1987, February 6, Stokes Valley
w/ Acid Reign
1987, March 29, Riddiford Gardens

1987, April ?
1987, March 20, Lady Of The Rosary
Nazgul, Microwave Babies, Acid Reign
1987, March 21, Cricketers Arms
Flesh D-Vice, Microwave Babies, Onaweta
1987, July 13, The Evening Post
1987, August 8, Railway Hall
1987, September 19, Rock Theatre

1988
1988, January 9, Simon Cottle’s House
Microwave Babies, Nazgul, One Less Customer, Acid Reign, Avil Retards, Wazzo Ghoti
1988, February 6, Lady Of The Rosary
1988, February 20, Railway Hall
Ear-Ache ’88: T.A.B, Manson Family, Microwave Babies, Sub-Dominants, Avil Retards, Number Nine, Wazzo Ghoti, The Droogs





















