{"id":16554,"date":"2025-02-28T21:00:00","date_gmt":"2025-02-28T08:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/?p=16554"},"modified":"2025-03-09T14:45:04","modified_gmt":"2025-03-09T01:45:04","slug":"2025-february-28-valhalla","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/bands\/2025\/02\/2025-february-28-valhalla","title":{"rendered":"2025, February 28, Valhalla"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"font-size:16px\">It was the fuck aroundeth of times, it was the find outeth of times, and from far and wide people descended on Valhalla for Wellington grindcore supergroup Forced Starvation&#8217;s debut album release and the &#8220;official&#8221; book launch of the longest running zine NZ history, <strong>Always Never Fun<\/strong>&#8216;s omnibus edition. Support provided by <strong>Maced<\/strong>, <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/2023\/03\/dole-bludger\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"10122\">Dole Bludger<\/a><\/strong> and <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/2022\/06\/bordger\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"133\">Bordger<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Maced<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow aligncenter\" data-effect=\"slide\"><div class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_container swiper-container\"><ul class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_swiper-wrapper swiper-wrapper\"><li class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_slide swiper-slide\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"684\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_image wp-image-16556\" data-id=\"16556\" src=\"http:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_005-1024x684.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_005-1024x684.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_005-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_005-768x513.jpg 768w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_005-1536x1025.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_005-1170x781.jpg 1170w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_005.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_slide swiper-slide\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"684\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_image wp-image-16555\" data-id=\"16555\" src=\"http:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_022-1024x684.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_022-1024x684.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_022-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_022-768x513.jpg 768w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_022-1536x1025.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_022-1170x781.jpg 1170w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_022.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_slide swiper-slide\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"684\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_image wp-image-16557\" data-id=\"16557\" src=\"http:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_021-1024x684.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_021-1024x684.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_021-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_021-768x513.jpg 768w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_021-1536x1025.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_021-1170x781.jpg 1170w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_021.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><\/ul><a class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_button-prev swiper-button-prev swiper-button-white\" role=\"button\"><\/a><a class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_button-next swiper-button-next swiper-button-white\" role=\"button\"><\/a><a aria-label=\"Pause Slideshow\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_button-pause\" role=\"button\"><\/a><div class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_pagination swiper-pagination swiper-pagination-white\"><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li class=\"has-small-font-size\">Skank<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"has-small-font-size\">So Sweet<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"has-small-font-size\">Tats<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"has-small-font-size\">Ex GF<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"has-small-font-size\">Shark<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"has-small-font-size\">Best Rev<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"has-small-font-size\">Gameover<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"has-small-font-size\">Tix<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"has-small-font-size\">Grave Rob<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Dole Bludger<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow aligncenter\" data-effect=\"slide\"><div class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_container swiper-container\"><ul class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_swiper-wrapper swiper-wrapper\"><li class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_slide swiper-slide\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"684\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_image wp-image-16558\" data-id=\"16558\" src=\"http:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_034-1024x684.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_034-1024x684.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_034-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_034-768x513.jpg 768w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_034-1536x1025.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_034-1170x781.jpg 1170w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_034.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_slide swiper-slide\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"684\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_image wp-image-16559\" data-id=\"16559\" src=\"http:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_102-1024x684.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_102-1024x684.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_102-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_102-768x513.jpg 768w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_102-1536x1025.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_102-1170x781.jpg 1170w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_102.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_slide swiper-slide\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"684\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_image wp-image-16560\" data-id=\"16560\" src=\"http:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_127-1024x684.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_127-1024x684.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_127-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_127-768x513.jpg 768w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_127-1536x1025.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_127-1170x781.jpg 1170w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_127.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_slide swiper-slide\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"684\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_image wp-image-16561\" data-id=\"16561\" src=\"http:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_135-1024x684.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_135-1024x684.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_135-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_135-768x513.jpg 768w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_135-1536x1025.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_135-1170x781.jpg 1170w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_135.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><\/ul><a class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_button-prev swiper-button-prev swiper-button-white\" role=\"button\"><\/a><a class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_button-next swiper-button-next swiper-button-white\" role=\"button\"><\/a><a aria-label=\"Pause Slideshow\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_button-pause\" role=\"button\"><\/a><div class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_pagination swiper-pagination swiper-pagination-white\"><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/GE9YAUiqnHg?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li class=\"has-small-font-size\">Food Song<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"has-small-font-size\">To The Bone<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"has-small-font-size\">Destructive Instinct<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"has-small-font-size\">Infection<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"has-small-font-size\">Ram Raid<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"has-small-font-size\">Oi Core<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"has-small-font-size\">Bemo<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"has-small-font-size\">Face Picker<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"has-small-font-size\">Cents For Sense<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"has-small-font-size\">Burn<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"has-small-font-size\">Clean The Streets (Scum Fucking Infestation)<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Bordger<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow aligncenter\" data-effect=\"slide\"><div class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_container swiper-container\"><ul class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_swiper-wrapper swiper-wrapper\"><li class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_slide swiper-slide\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"684\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_image wp-image-16562\" data-id=\"16562\" src=\"http:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_167-1024x684.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_167-1024x684.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_167-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_167-768x513.jpg 768w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_167-1536x1025.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_167-1170x781.jpg 1170w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_167.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_slide swiper-slide\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"684\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_image wp-image-16563\" data-id=\"16563\" src=\"http:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_145-1024x684.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_145-1024x684.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_145-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_145-768x513.jpg 768w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_145-1536x1025.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_145-1170x781.jpg 1170w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_145.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_slide swiper-slide\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"684\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_image wp-image-16564\" data-id=\"16564\" src=\"http:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_171-1024x684.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_171-1024x684.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_171-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_171-768x513.jpg 768w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_171-1536x1025.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_171-1170x781.jpg 1170w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_171.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><\/ul><a class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_button-prev swiper-button-prev swiper-button-white\" role=\"button\"><\/a><a class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_button-next swiper-button-next swiper-button-white\" role=\"button\"><\/a><a aria-label=\"Pause Slideshow\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_button-pause\" role=\"button\"><\/a><div class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_pagination swiper-pagination swiper-pagination-white\"><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/FTqcumlNNRc?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li class=\"has-small-font-size\">?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"has-small-font-size\">Intended to Murder<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"has-small-font-size\">Burned Beyond Recognition<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"has-small-font-size\">Waiting to Manure<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"has-small-font-size\">FuckHeadDeathPiss<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"has-small-font-size\">Dollar Signs and Weapons Systems<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"has-small-font-size\">Car ?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"has-small-font-size\">War of Extinction<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"has-small-font-size\">Kult Krusher<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"has-small-font-size\">Graveside Conflict<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Forced Starvation<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow aligncenter\" data-effect=\"slide\"><div class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_container swiper-container\"><ul class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_swiper-wrapper swiper-wrapper\"><li class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_slide swiper-slide\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"684\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_image wp-image-16565\" data-id=\"16565\" src=\"http:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_198-1024x684.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_198-1024x684.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_198-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_198-768x513.jpg 768w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_198-1536x1025.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_198-1170x781.jpg 1170w, https:\/\/upthepunks.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/2025_02_28_valhalla_198.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_slide swiper-slide\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"684\" 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